how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
Mozart GIF idea I made before I go to bed. Goodnight.
This paper scanned crooked. You make me sad.
Ben Barlow of Neck Deep by Punktastic
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
this is a deciding factor in my RSVP
Being refered to as “my girl” makes me melt.
That’s cute. I get referred to as “my old lady.”
Christ died for all of us.
"Condoms don’t fit me."
"condoms break so easily. it’ll be safer just to pull out babe"
friction is a thing
Here we have two examples of people who have no idea of how condoms work and I hope never have the need to use one.