Shannon-Darlin'
bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

fororchestra:

Mozart GIF idea I made before I go to bed. Goodnight.

fororchestra:

Mozart GIF idea I made before I go to bed. Goodnight.

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a-dr0p-of-golden-sun:

This paper scanned crooked. You make me sad. 

a-dr0p-of-golden-sun:

This paper scanned crooked. You make me sad. 

ahistoryoflosingteeth:

Ben Barlow of Neck Deep by Punktastic

ahistoryoflosingteeth:

Ben Barlow of Neck Deep by Punktastic

inatexasway:

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

this is a deciding factor in my RSVP

ktreeks:

alicesevidence:

Being refered to as “my girl” makes me melt.

That’s cute. I get referred to as “my old lady.”

gaychristian:

Christ died for all of us.

gaychristian:

Christ died for all of us.

britishstarr:

puppyresidue:

mojo-jojo-is-dope:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

"condoms break so easily. it’ll be safer just to pull out babe"

friction is a thing
just saying

Here we have two examples of people who have no idea of how condoms work and I hope never have the need to use one.

britishstarr:

puppyresidue:

mojo-jojo-is-dope:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

"condoms break so easily. it’ll be safer just to pull out babe"

friction is a thing

just saying

Here we have two examples of people who have no idea of how condoms work and I hope never have the need to use one.

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